Funny Stories About Unusual Gifts

What's the most crap gift you've ever received on an overseas jaunt?

Oh gee, I'll tell you something

I got recently here that was pretty strange

but ended up being quite good.

Yeah. Was a melon.

The Japanese Prime Minister brought a melon.

How did he get that through customs?

She, it's a royal melon.

Oh she smuggled, it was a she?

She. Did she smuggle it?

I don't know.

Oh I'm expecting.

Got a couple of melons.

She brought two.

She brought two, as you do.

She just came in looking like Pamela Anderson.

She brought two. Yes, really.

And they're beautiful.

Speaking of melons, I've got you a crap gift,

hang on.

I wonder what that could be.

Yep, it's my melon on a mug.

Oh fantastic.