Discussion on Health and Nutrition

The royal families, the, these blue bloods,

they were, they, their blood was actually blue color

because they drunk out of silver. Many of the old people here

that had been here

before refrigeration knows that they used to put a silver coin in

milk-

Yeah

... and the milk would last longer.

Yeah.

The bacteria wouldn't die.

Okay.

So silver is a great, great factor, there's no question about it.

For years and years and years, every child that was born had a drop of

silver,

uh, put in his eyes. Syphilis was so prevalent, there was a lot of

blindness, and it was one of the few things

that would kill the syphilis in the

eyes. But kelp must be put in a soil supplement

because we're not getting the iodine out of the salt because they've told us

salt is bad for us, and it really is, the, the salt they've given us is bad for

us. When you bleach it to death and chlorinate it to death,

and you take and put

aluminum in the stuff so that it'll, when it rains, it pours.

And sugar. Sugar is great by itself when it was the old way,

but when you, when you take and bleach the damn stuff, bleaching turns

things to the right.

Bleaching is electrified salt. You make it by

putting an anode and a cathode in a salt brine and turn it on,

and that makes chlorine gas. That's why I have a,

I have a way of looking at things

a little different than most people, and I try to mix a little humor with it

because I, I'd hate like hell to take life serious.

I looked away when you did the left-handed one.

Could you show us the left-handed Möbius and then show us the wrong one, the

right-handed one?

Well, when you twist it to the right, this is right and this is left.

You gotta twist it to the left, and that's... It's a very simple thing.

Okay, you're holding it and-

Twist it to the left. Yeah. Twist it to the left.

It goes a half a twist, a half a twist.

Okay.

That's it. Now, I was doing them the first time, I

was gluing them together with

just, uh, Scotch tape and that and so forth, but I, uh, I got

excited at a convention and I didn't eat and I didn't drink much,

and I dried

out and I spent time with a lot of people and talked for three, four days, and, and

I got to feeling pretty bad. So I got to thinking,

"I'm feeling bad enough," I

thought, "maybe I better go in and check." I went in

and they checked me for

diabetes, and they put a little thing on me for a

heart deal, and when they'd done

it, they glued it on with some glue, these little tabs.

Man, did they glue them things on. I thought it was gonna take the skin off

the

back of my, my chest. Anyway, and I got to playing with it and I said,

"That

damn glue is conductive." And the doctor said, "Yeah." I said,

"I want a tube." So

I took it and I glued some of those together and I tested them, and that glue,

that glue is conductive. I improved the, the whole

damn little blue plate by just by using that kind of glue.

So you see, you keep everything. Ralph says, "Joe, don't fix it, it

works now. Don't fix it." You can sell more Chevrolet

than you can

Mercedes or Rolls Royces. Now,

Ralph went to buy a new Mercedes. He stepped on an oil patch,

broke his back, and he finally died.

Now, maybe, maybe if he'd went for a Ford, it wouldn't have happened. But anyway.

Que- question, Joe?

Blue.

Huh?

Joe.

Question. He's like-

Yes. Yeah.

Yes. Um,

how do you use the Möbius strip on the cellphone?

I miniaturized it. Oh, that one, my wife almost divorced me over that

damn thing. I was trying to make them little Möbius

down about the size of a dime,

and I had all kinds of hell with it. And then they would jump

and they would pop

and they would do everything in the world. There's some two-sided Scotch tape.

So I put that little sucker on that two-sided pop tape. Man,

had it whipped.

I just couldn't handle the damn thing until I had it glued down.

What do you glue it to? Do you attach it on the antenna?

Or what do you do-

Well, I, I, I put them in the little plates.

That's where I started with.

But now I'm putting them in pictures and I'm, um, mirrors-

No, no, the cellphone

... and I'm putting in the bathroom.

The cellphone.

On the cellphone, I put it on a little tiny disc of

Ralph Birkenstresser's yin-yang purple, uh,

cobalt aluminum plate. That strip, which I make with a magnetron.

I make those, I make those li- magnetrons are real cheap now.

They quit using them for lining up compasses-

Oh

... and now they use satellites, and so these airplanes can go by

satellites.

I wonder if one of them ever gets out of shape.

But they don't use compasses anymore, and so they've been junking them.

Wanted my life to stay out of a job, but there's so many people wanting these

damn

plates, it's unbelievable. Uh, people that do a lot of bicycling,

they're wanting

them. It seems like these people riding these

bicycle seats constrict

their blood around some pretty important parts of the body.

They're getting some real problems with it.

And so these bicycle people are getting these

and they're putting them in their

shorts, and it seems to be working.

Now, if it's just, uh, Doctor at the University of Arizona way,

says, "Joe, it may

be a placebo, but if it's a placebo and it's working, don't monkey with it."

What kind of-