Comedy Sketch Featuring Trump Visit

Look who came for a visit.

Trump is here to help improve our Scranton branch.

Hi. Where is the tree branch that needs improvement?

I think he thought we were a landscaping company.

I walked in and I said, "Wow, what a very poor office.

Very bland. Beige everywhere. Terrible carpeting.

There's absolutely no gold. It's a total disaster." I'm gonna go to

Hobby Lobby, I'm gonna buy them some tremendous stuff,

and we're gonna fix this

place up. This

is tremendous paper.

Very high tech.

It's regular paper.

Double-sided.

He thought

the back side

was a feature.

I know more about farming than almost anybody.

False. You don't know the difference between a

beet and a turnip.

Of course I do.

What is this?

Carrot.

I've seen children identify vegetables with greater

accuracy. I run this entire branch.

This is the entire branch?

We're very efficient.

I can tell. Nobody's doing anything.

He's threatened by me.

Very threatened. I know every employee's name.

What's his name?

That's Dwight.

And him?

Also Dwight.

He was asking trick questions.

There is a certain smell in our office

now, and I know it's not Kevin.

What crop would you plant first after the apocalypse?

French fries.

That is not a crop.

They grow somewhere.

I said Dwight was better suited, but I changed my mind.

Very aggressive guy. I looked in his eyes. Very scary.

He wants my job.

Keep him away from me.

Ah, old Donny, he doesn't threaten me at all.

I mean, I've been successful for

a very long time, so I'm not really thinking about him.

What's he doing?