Humorous Take on Menstruation and Cravings

Day one of my period.

Day one of my period.

Everybody watch the fuck out,

especially my husband.

I'm just kidding, he's a angel butt bitch.

When, when I'm on my period,

he's like this,

and I'm like this, "Come here.

Come here. You wanna... You acting that good,

I'm about to give you something to

act gay, baby."

That didn't even make sense. I don't know.

These PDQ wraps, I got a spicy one from PDQ.

The- their ranch. Oh, my God.

Day one of my period, I eat the whole house.

Everything's getting eaten. Anything in my sight, I'm getting it.

Okay?

I have a Publix order I'm about to pick up.

I ordered food that I was craving, but then I said, "Well, hold on.

I need me a little snacky snack. I need a little snacky snack"

while I'm waiting.

Uh, so I went to PDQ, got me a little snacky snack.

I can't stop. It's like, it's like I'm hibernating for s-

for fall or

something, for winter. Mm. Oh, my God. Mm.

Oh, I got me a Cherry Coke.

Tomorrow, I won't be like this. I'm gonna be a bitch, so I

probably won't post anything.

Fair warning.