Family Feud Game Show Highlights
Name a word starting with the letter S.
Buzzer
Snake.
Huh? Snake.
Snake.
Buzzer
Name a word starting with the letter S
that many women call Steve Harvey.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
It's Steve Harvey's birthday.
What did his wife give him?
Buzzer
A car. Yes!
Yes!
Yay!
A big hat.
A big hat.
Go sit your ass over there somewhere.
That's not nice.
A big hat.
Probably true, though. Watch this.
Yes!
Name something your wife might be better at
if she took lessons.
Sex.
How long? Oh, God.
I don't know what you was thinking.
I'm trying to win $20,000.
Yeah, you think this is the best way to win this $20,000?
Buzzer
Just the dumbest thing you could have said.
All right, let's turn around.
Can I rub your head for good luck?
Can you rub my head for good luck?
I don't... Ma'am?
Okay. My mother asked me to.
Oh, go ahead. On the back. On the back.
Okay.
Okay.
You know, your fingers kind of went down my neck a little bit.
You like that? Yeah.
I like that.
My wife gonna shoot you.
All right.
Name something that gets passed around.
All right, Chris.
A joint.
A joint.
Oh!
It's so funny.
It's so funny.
Now, Chris, I don't know what hundred people
you thought we were talking to
at some nice little mall across good old America,
but I'm pretty sure the people didn't tell the survey people,
hey, an illegal drug.
Name something you'd do
if your wife said she's pregnant with triplets.
Pack up.
Pack up, yes.
Pack up, get the hell out of here.
Name something you find irresistible in men
that unfortunately your hubby doesn't have.
Now, this ain't my case, but this is some women's case.
A big thang.
Welcome to Family Feud, folks.
It ain't my case, but a big thang!
I wish I had x-ray vision so I could see through what?
My food?
You want to see through your food?
I'm looking at this baked potato,
and if I could just see in that damn potato
and see all in a potato,
it's just some old baked potato in there.
Your initials are C.C.
C.C.C.
And they call you...
Double D.
Did she just bounce?
Okay.
This is the greatest show I've ever had.
Name a reason you don't think making love in a bathtub
would be so romantic.
Not enough room.
Ain't enough room in there.
You got to move around in there, Xander.
You need room.
You got to get your leg out there.
You got to talk.
Where's these mobs?
Where's all these faucets in the way?
I need more room.
Get out of this place!
Yeah!
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