Interview with a Football Player

Do you ever eat fast food? So many times.

Will Portugal win the World Cup?

Yes. I'm a pessimist.

This is a key one. I think most players do.

But do you watch your goals back? Yes.

Is the Premier League the hardest league in the world? Yes.

Will you still be playing at the highest level in your 40s?

Just one word. Yes.

Will anyone ever beat your goal scoring record in your lifetime?

No.

That's a true answer.

Are you the greatest goal scorer of all time? Yes.