Comedian Meets a 6'7" Mexican-German Basketball Player

You're 6'7"?

Holy shit.

Yeah, holy shit.

The obvious question.

You hoop?

I used to.

You used to?

You have an accent.

Where's that from?

Mexico.

Mexico?

What the fuck are you doing up here?

Also a 6'7 Mexican?

Hold on, stand up.

Let me make sure you're not two of you in a trench coat.

Hold on.

No fucking way.

Oh my god.

This is how he got over the wall.

6'7".

Mexican is half German.

Mexican half German?

I think 99% German.

I think both of his German parents ate a taco one time.

And that's all the Spanish that made it.

Well, it's cool to see where ice put you.

6'7 is fucking big, dude.

We need more of you.

Which is what they said in 1945.

You have a gun?

Hold on one second.

What?

I thought you only worked out with black dudes.

This also sounds like a black dude.

Is that a black dude?

Maybe.

I think so.

Alright, real quick.

Let's play a little game called, Is It A Black Guy?

Alright, let's just see.

Let's do a poll.

No looking.

No looking, Adolf Hernandez.

Was it?

Yes.

My dad's black.

My mom's white.

Well, if I'm a cop, how tall are you?

6'2".

I would love to see you guys hoop.

Genetics versus genetics.

What was your position when you balled?

I don't know the word in English.

You don't know the word in English?

What is it in Spanish?

What's the word in Spanish?

Poste.

Poste?

Post.

Post.

I'm not bilingual, but I got that one.

Poste.

Centre.

Both your parents tall?

Yeah.

Which one's Mexican?

Dad.

Your dad's Mexican?

Mom's German?

Yes.

How the fuck?

Do you know where they met?

In Mexico.

In Mexico?

What was she doing there?

She's only German because of her parents, but she was born and raised in Mexico.

Her parents are fully German, but she was raised in Mexico.

Seems like they were fleeing.

That's a bit suspicious, isn't it?

Because this would have been his grandparents.

They went to Mexico.

Yeah, that's suspicious.

You got some bad blood on your hands, amigo.