Explaining Football Rules to the President

What the hell is a red card?

Sir, the American president is calling.

He has questions about the rules of football.

Get out!

Mr. President, what an honor.

Yes, the red card, a serious violation.

You see, the rules are...

Yes, those are my children's names.

Mr. President, FIFA is an independent...

Great sport, tremendous sport, maybe the best sport.