Humorous Take on Work vs Jail Life

Next time you're getting up for work and you're tired, and you're like, "Ah,

gotta

clock in, gotta do the commute. It's an hour-and-a-half drive. Oh,

it's raining.

Oh, I'm so stressed," just imagine the guy in

jail. "Ah.

Ah. I think I'll stay in bed another half an

hour. How you doing, Mike? You good?

What have they prepared me for breakfast today? No concern for the price of food.

No concern for inflation. Ah, I wonder if I'm gonna have breakfast or not,

because

I heard the food prices are crazy." Come downstairs, full spread.

"Ah, breakfast.

Ah, thanks guys. How you doing guys? Yeah. Cigarette? Thanks. Yep.

Can't wait to sit around and talk all day. Might hit the gym later.

Might spend some time in the library, get a law degree.

Sounds like a good day to me." Call that punishment? As opposed to what?

The commute, and the office, and then the commute home,

and then looking at the

food prices like a brokie sitting there making TikTok videos,

crying your eyes out.

"Oh, chicken's gone up. I can't afford chicken anymore.

I can't afford chicken." They got chicken in jail.