Batman and Superman Meet in Comedy

Superman.

Say cheese.

You're Batman.

Mr. Wayne.

Clark Kent, Daily Planet.

What's your position on the bat vigilante in Gotham?

This Batman thinks he's above the law.

Kent. You're the,

uh, new guy in town, is that right?

You, uh, could say that.

We do things

a little differently in Gotham.

Do you?

I know you.

Uh, I don't, I don't think so. Excuse us.

People ever tell you you look like Superman?

No, I've never heard that before.

Hmm.

Like I said, Mr. Wayne-

... people in Gotham need to learn-

You're Superman.

Hey,

will you-

What is this?

... take a picture with us? Get Clark Kent too.

I gotta get this on the Gram.

Thanks.

My wife's a big fan.

Ugh.

What do they call it when, you know, there's a celebrity that-

Yes

... your wife would have sex with?

You're that guy.

Okay.

Say cheese.

Wait a minute. Put the phone back up for a second.

You're Batman.

I got Batman and Superman over here.

Look, I think you have me confused with somebody

else.

Yeah, look at that.

Hey, hey, off.

Whoa. Awesome.

We're just having a conversation.

Oh, I'm s- I didn't realize you were having a conversation. Hey,

everybody.

They're having a conversation. They don't want any regular people to

bother them.

I'll just leave you guys alone then. Thank you.

Anyway, as I was saying, I think the people of Metropolis need to

learn

that they can't trust an alien

with the power to burn the entire civilization down.

Yeah, Batman and Superman.

They should have a fight or something.

Is that so?

I don't know what's going on.

Metropolis-

Hey, I'll put it

this way. Yo, what up Periscope? It's your boy Jim.

I'm here with Batman

and Sup-

Shut your mouth or I'll throw you off this planet.

And I will rip your off.

Boys.

Bruce Wayne meets Clark Kent. I love it. I love bringing people together.

Superman, Batman.

Bat- what? Batman? That's not Batman. That guy, he's in a nice suit.

Batman wears a, a flowing cape. No, and this is not Sup- Superman has perfect

vision, whereas this man's in, in glasses.

Yeah, well-

What?

Look.

Oh my God.

I, I feel like such an idiot. Of course it's him.

Yeah. I can see why you'd feel that way.

Yeah.

It took me, like, two seconds to figure it out.

I wasted my whole life trying to kill a journalist. I'm so embarrassed. Carry on.

I, I like your column.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Hey, look at this.

Batman. It's Batman.

It's true.

I am Batman.

You're not Batman.

I'm Lego Batman.

Nobody cares about Lego Batman.

True. Ask your kids if they care.

We're still vital.

Anyway, I came here to warn you. Stop,

or I'll stop you.

We'll try.

Yo, yo, yo. Could I get everyone's attention, please?

First of all, give it up for the DJ who's been chopping

it up all

night. You know what I'm saying. And I wanna welcome our special

guests, Batman and Superman in the house. Hit it.

You know the song. Yeah. Soldier boy up in this

ho. Watch me crank it, watch me roll. Watch me crank that Soulja Boy.

There's Superman in this

ho.

Hi, Jimmy.

I'm with you.

I'm

with you. Crank that Soulja Boy. Crank that Soulja Boy. Now watch.

Soldier boy up in the ho.

Thank you.

Watch me crank it, watch me roll.

Hey, mister, you okay?

You're on Mars.

Oh, you gotta be kidding me.

Oh,

God. Kimmel.