Borat Asks Conan to Harvest His Red Pubic Hair

Uh, Conan, can I ask you-

Yeah

... do you have, uh,

a red pubis?

Your pubis, is it red?

Yes, Borat, yes it is.

Red pubis in Kazakhstan-

Yes

... is very valuable.

Yeah.

Can I make a harvest now, please?

No, you can't make a harvest, no.

Please, you will-

No, you can't make a harvest

... you will let me have, uh... I will take them.

No, no, no, no.

Please.

You're not gonna take them. No one's taking-

Please

... no one's taking my-

You will let me have your harvest.

No, no, no. We're not gonna do that.

Please.

No, no, no.

Give me your pubis.

No, we're not doing that.

It can feed an entire village for two months.

I don't wanna feed an entire village.

Please.

Hey, hey, I'm going over here.

Borat, please, give me.

No, no, I'm not... This is not a harvest, uh, Borat.

You do not give it to me.

No, I don't care.

I will take it.

We're not gonna do it.

You do not give it. No problem.

We're not gonna do it.

You insult me.

It's not a problem.

Please.

Oh, no.

Give it to me.

I will mark, I will mark. He gonna marks me.

What?

I will mark.

What are you talking about?