Why Do Men Fall for Kasumi Mori? A Debate on Flirting Tactics

Men are just… yeah, yeah. Why do men like

Kasumi Mori so much? Even though she’s right up close. I really hate this.

She’s right here and you say this?

Nice to meet you.

She hit me with that out of nowhere. So she’s like the prime example.

A prime example. A prime example.

I mean in the sense that she’s probably the closest to that side.

Why do you think that? I mean, of course she’s popular.

I just wonder why they’re convinced that something manufactured is the real thing.

Something manufactured? She’s a prime example. A prime example.

“ Prime example” is not some kind of insurance, you know.

This hurts me as an assistant. Like, you know,“ for example.” It’s just an example.

All those“ tips to attract men” or whatever,

the ones that come up if you Google them,

she does every single one of those, right? I kinda don’t get it though.

Please, seriously, do not get canceled over this.

Though I might catch fire from the far left edge. Me alone, over on the far left.

Well, let’s at least hear her out to the end.

In the end, that’s all something manufactured, isn’t it? But I think men

probably believe kani- kama is actual crab.

No, it’s kani- kama.

Crab. I don’t know if Mori- san is kani- kama or not though. That dug about

as deep as“ industry karma.” Kasumi Mori- chan, how do you feel hearing this?

Honestly. I mean, is it not fine to like her?

When you like something, you just like it, right?

There’s nothing I can do about it now… if some man likes me,

and then someone starts questioning that…. No, no, no. Listen, I’m mad

at the men. At the men.

I think Mori- san is fine because she’s already a brand called“ Mori- san.”

I’m like, maybe they’re just way too weak to calculated cuteness.

Wait, so are you actually using that strategy? I mean, you do want the person

you like to have a good impression of you, right?

So I kind of gaze into their eyes a bit… whoa, that’s intense.

Like, when there’s a table people can’t see, over here I’ll just…“ Ehh?!”

And falling for this is what’s really stupid. No, Fukutome- chan,

even though I didn’t get hit, my heart already went* thunk*.

It went* thunk*. If a guy you like,

or your boyfriend, were following Mori- san,

you would totally hate that, right?

Don’t make my follower count go down.

You don’t feel that way? Seriously, Fukutome- chan, I’m glad you actually said

it out loud.

Even if you are sitting right next to me. Like, Sayuringo and them,

what do they think, that group, about this opinion? First of all, Sayuringo is

the same type.

See, see, see, see. But somehow,

I feel like every girl who puts her hands around her face is the same type.

From Sayuringo’s point of view,

what did you think about this whole Morikasumi- chan thing just now?

Yeah, if someone I fell for were following her, I’d hate it too.

And from Morikasumi- chan’s side, how do you feel about Sayuringo?

Well, it’s true our characters overlap… and how should I put it…

from a woman’s perspective,

the fact that she really puts this out there in public, I think that’s cool.

Yeah, you should just do it openly.

There really are girls who never show this publicly and only do it in real life,

you know. I see. Really doing it secretly, in this raw way.

Right. They act like,“ Men? Whatever, I don’t care.”

And then behind the scenes they secretly give a tiny wave, like“ Oh, you… hey.”

Like,“ You two are close, huh?”

Saying bye- bye, like,“ I saw that, you know.”

Once you’ve gone all in like that, it’s amazing. I think it’s seriously cool.

You two aren’t used to being praised like this in that position,

so you look confused.

Usually, you get criticized, you know.

So, Fukutome- chan, how about it, hearing everyone’s opinions? Well, yeah,

I really think her way of life… I really do think

her way of life is wonderful, but— So the guys are the ones at fault, right.

I can’t really say it in a loud voice, though.

More than girls dressed in this obvious, flashy way,

the most dangerous ones are the boyish girls wearing oversized T- shirts.

They’re the most dangerous.

What do you mean? What do you mean? You know them, right? Those women… I’m so glad.

Hidden feelings explode! Girls’ night, second half! We’re getting AKB- san’s

cheerful vibe… Please wait, and don’t tell anyone. We…