Stand-up Comedy on Equality and Stereotypes

offended earlier but you lost me with all the transphobic

shit you got me back kicking out the MAGA

people uh huh so we're kind of balanced it's kind of like you know you

wasn't with it but then you was with it it's like you use a girl and now you man it

played itself out

I met you right in the motherfucking middle I don't want

to get serious but there's a lesson to be learned in here because when you went you

got me with all the transphobic shit don't you understand that if you want true

equality you need to be able to be fucked with like everybody else when you come to

a comedy show there are no rules it

ain't black it ain't white it ain't male it ain't female everybody gets with so if

you want true equality can't let you

can't laugh at what you like but then what you don't like is about you or

both of y all

and I live in LA I love the Mexicans I do because the Mexicans my lawn looks

fabulous I got a little bit of money I live in a white neighborhood they'd

be out there cutting my grass and shit it'd be hot as a motherfucker outside I'd be

standing up from the house through the blinds 20 minutes later they knock on the

door and ask me for shit senor it's hot outside

they all sound like Speedy Gonzalez it's hot outside

me and my compadres was wondering can we have

some agua I'm like nope but I can give you some advice hum

your way through it motherfucker that's how we got back bam fuck

that you got to earn your turn you can't just hop over a fence and expect the

same rights you got to earn your

look at some of the white people Troy you've been with

black women before you have and you

with a white girl what's the difference we'll be right back after this commercial

welcome back what's the difference right

this nigga turn into a slave nigga I don't know

as far as I know

there's no difference huh I've been with miss Becky Bell my

whole life nigga talk to me we free

this nigga nervous as shit

Mmmmmm Oh, Lord

This is the second time

My damn And take that man bun out your head

You look like the black Steven Seagal

Is that your man, sweetie?

That's your friend He's got to take that man bun out

Young Dave Chappelle with the big teeth He said what?

Young Dave Chappelle with the big teeth Yeah, let me do the jokes, I don't need help

Man How you doing, brother?

Good to see you with the shine, baby What's up, man? How you doing, bro?

I'm chillin' like a villain, baby No, no, not you, the shiny nigga

I'm talking about Wesley Snipes over there

Oh, baby, you Can she say you just a friend?

Can she say you just a friend?

Oh, baby, you

You do engineering?

I don't believe you

Nothing about that

hat screams engineering Matter of fact, when this nigga leave here tonight,

he going back to work

What's your name, sir?

John How you doing, John? Dude, you got a great laugh, man

Holy shit, this nigga been eating paint chips

John, what do you do for a living?

I'm an engineer Oh, you're an engineer?

Hey Have you ever seen this nigga?

Breaking your house at three in the morning What are you doing here?

I'm an engineer Yeah

You don't believe he's silky slim

What kind of engineer?

Civil engineer What is it?

Civil engineer Civil engineer? What is that?

Public worker Public worker And what kind of engineer are you?