Wild 'N Out Jokes About Nick Cannon, DJ D-Wrek and Racial Stereotypes

Look, look. Stop, stop.

Oh.

Oh my God. Damn, man. You okay? Oh, nah, I'm good. I didn't feel anything.

Activities are exclusive to only white people.

Uh-oh. What is spending time with their dads?

Leave me alone.

Boom. But I, I ... Shut up. You done broke it, bruh.

What is cursing out the police?

That is true. Forgot the answer, though.

What is kissing your dog in the mouth?

This item has been used to deceive men. Oh, oh, okay.

How many dogs do you have? Men. What are Instagram filters?

Come here, come here. Words Black people can't pronounce. Hey.

All right, man, what the ... Go ahead, let him go, let him go.

Let him go. Go ahead, man. Let him go. I knock your a- Go ahead. Say it.

Let him go. I knock your a- Go ahead. Say it.

What is, "Yeah, I'm the dad"?

All right, that's cool. Yeah. I like that one. I like that one. That's good. That's good.

I got it. I don't know. What is seven, 11.

Twelve.

14.

What is remote control? Remote. We say, "Pass me the remote control."

... should lose their job immediately. We on the same page.

Same page. Same page. Well, go ahead. I'll wait.

Go ahead, go ahead. What is DJ D-Wrek? Yeah.

I was gonna say the same thing, bruh. Damn.

DJ A, A, R, P. DJ my back. DJ my knee. DJ ah.

You're welcome. I feel you. Who is Nick Cannon's stylist, bro? Like ...

Oh.

I'm lit right now. Overheard backstage on Wild 'N Out.

Oh, ooh. Ooh.

"Hey, Nick, are you okay?" "No, I miss Mariah."

No, bruh, her ass real. She was here last year.

What is, "Nick, we didn't say call your special Stand Up Don't Shoot.

We said call it off. Don't shoot your standup special."

You would tell the police.

Oh, oh, oh . Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. What?

Everybody okay?

What I told the officer was, "I'm not drunk.

I had dropped some fries and I was trying to reach and grab it.

But now y'all done up the vibe. Just so you know, fat lives matter, okay?"

Answer is things white people say while watching a scary movie.

What is, "Oh my God, can you guys be quiet?"

What is, "I was on you guys' side"?

What is, "Yes, 911, there's some Black people watching a movie right now."

I got another one. I got another. Um, actually that could never happen because the human body scientifically doesn't carry that much blood.