Capturing a Large Iguana

What you gonna do with this big thing here?

I got a thing for him, I think.

This is-

How big is he now?

Probably about six feet.

What the hell? Don't open it up.

You know what I'm saying?

I don't like that.

Flip it over.

Come over here and look. Stick your head in there.

Put the knife on this.

Mm. Well, what you got this little knife for?

Huh? I-

Get this snake out of the way.

That's for the knife.

We gonna slice it up if we have to.

That's the truth. Give me, give me some of your

knife.

Iguana. Iguana.

I don't like this.

They got him right there.

He in the back.

Get him out, for Pete sake.

Oh, this one big. This one big.

Huh?

Oh, man.

I don't know yet.

Look, the head.

Uh-uh. She doesn't play either.

Y'all better get the fuck back there before he get you all.

Ooh, oh, he's all the way around.

Go get in the corner, baby.

He coming back.

He came back.

He right here. He over there.

Oh.

Yeah, he see it.

Come on. You go ahead.

You see him? Grab him by the tail.

Right here. Oh, he's going back in the room.

Oh, shit. I thought y'all had him.

Go and grab him.

That means

he can't go nowhere.

Right here. You can't go nowhere.

All

right.

Ah, got you.

Yes, sir.

Come on, man.

Yeah, he just dead.

Two seconds. Yeah,

they dead.