Childish Argument Over Pokémon Cards

I actually measured my dick, and it's a good twelve inches long,

while yours,

Mr. Zelensky, is really short. I mean, what do you have?

Something like a two-inch micropenis, and you think you can sit

and talk with the grown-ups then?

No, wait, wait a minute.

No, shut the fuck up.

You lied. That's not true.

Not only do you have a micropenis-

Not micro

... which is an important point, but on top of that,

you refuse to share your

Pokémon cards, and that's not nice.

Okay, so first of all, a two-inch penis is not a

micropenis, okay? And for your second point, my

Pokémon cards are all mine, and I don't have to share them if I

don't wanna. I work super hard to get them-

No, no

... and they're really special to me-

No, no, no, no

... so I'll keep them.

You don't understand. You can't continue to play with us if you

refuse to share your cards.

It's not fair.

Calm down. Let me explain.

It was my mom who gave them to me.

I understand that you're not happy, buddy.

That's not cool.

But that's how it is when you play with friends.

So when I ask you to show us all your-

But, but they are mine

... Pokémon dragon cards.

They are my cards.

Shut up.

I received them for Christmas.

Shut up.

They are, they are my dragons.

Listen, Volodymyr, if you keep going like this,

you know what?

But, but-

Nobody will wanna play with you anymore

... that's not fair

... and that includes Vance and me.

You, you never want to let me play with your

Xbox.

You know why you can play with the Xbox?

How do you think that makes me feel?

There are some games that are too violent for you.

And I'm old enough.

You're still too young.

It's not that violent.

There's too much violence.

And big tits.

I, I don't even need the night lights-

Yes, it's violent, and you'll end up having nightmares again

... to fall asleep at night anymore

... and crying to your mom, and then she'll call my mom,

and I'll be the one who

gets in trouble. So you're gonna stop complaining

and give me your Pokémon cards

and your lunch money before I punch you in-