Dialogue from a Relationship and Business

We will have sex on the 9th, as scheduled.

Until then, you can take care of yourself.

What if I just slide it between your buttcheeks?

No penetration?

We will have sex on the 9th, as scheduled.

And you need to work out.

You looked a little bloated in the last commercial.

Love you.

More than the moon and the stars?

More than the moon and the stars.

One, two.

One, two, three.

What?

Already?

That's impressive.

I don't think I've ever seen you.

They don't need to finance, and they ask for rush delivery.

Whoa!

So what do they want?

Just a chocolate Lazy Player client.

Hey, hey, hey, hey.

A sale is a sale.

Better to be lucky than good.

That's a great thing.

There's no luck needed, though.

You, uh, I was watching you out there.

You're a natural.

Don't pop this inside.

I like it when you watch me.

You do?

Always.

Hello.

Did you find someone?

What's his name?

Dusty.

Not another Mexican, is it?

You know what Daddy says.

Hire a Jew.

All they do is make money.

I know.

It's not a Mexican.

Speaking of my parents, they're going to swing by here on their road trip for Andrew's birthday

party.

So, you're going to need to work on the lawn.

What's wrong with the lawn?

Daddy wouldn't approve of those hedges.

Well, it's not his lawn.

He did help pay for the house, Don, so I guess that makes it partially his lawn.

Well, does he partially own the kids because he pinches in for their private school?

He just wants what's best for them.

And I don't?

Of course you do.

Oh, and make sure your clothes are ironed before school tomorrow.

You must look better than everyone else.

Always.

No exceptions.

Perception is key.

Perception is everything.

Can we go play Xbox now?

May we?

Not can we.

And yes.

Andrew.

Thank you, Allie.

Enjoy.

Done. Honey, how was your day?

Same old, same old.

Did the new hire make a sale?

Actually, she did.

Her name is Dusty?

How old is she?

I don't know. She's a single mother.

Just moved here.

Has some very good references.

We're trying to run a business, not a daycare.

I'm sure she's a babysitter.

At least she's not Mexican.

You guys eyeing this bad boy?

It is a bad boy.

All three of them.

She's going to take care of you.

How you doing? I'm Don. I'm the owner.

Let me know if you need any help.

Hi. Welcome to Champagne Furniture and Rugs.

How are you? Pleasure is all mine.

Hey guys.

Yeah, put that in the back.

By the black round coffee table.

Looking good, looking good.

She must have a little harlot in her in a dress like that, hmm?

Oh, well, you're just saying that because she's pretty.

You think she's pretty?

I think she's what I need on the floor of the showroom.

Selling furniture.

Would you like to meet her?

No.

No, I want to keep some boundaries between the power and the health.

Back on the floor I go.

All right. You look great.

Thank you.