Live Stream Makeover and Comedy
Chat, bro.
Is that Magatard?
No fucking way.
Are you with the media?
No, dude, we're streamers.
Streamers? What, are you streaming illegals across the
border?
Chat, no, dude, I'm Indian.
Yes, you are. And what the hell is he, a human Facetune app?
Chat, bro, we gotta help this guy.
Yeah. We're changing his life today.
Chat, yo, you ever had a makeover?
A what?
Chat, we're getting him right.
Chat, we are not taking this man out in factory
settings.
He needs everything.
I have everything.
I look like Kid Rock's financial advisor.
And we got you a new whip.
Chat paid for this?
Yeah.
Socialism.
Chat, look at him. We really changed this man's life.
He's thriving.
This place is demonic.
Chat, VIP. Look at this man.
He needed exposure.
This is what Sodom and Gomorrah looked like.
Yay, Chat, woo-hoo.
Hello, ICE? I got two of 'em. An Indian, not the native kind, and the other is some
kind of genetically modified nightclub mannequin.
Chat, Chat, they got me, they got me.
Federal agents, hands up. Stop moving.
I'm Indian, the duck kind. Bro, my jaw. Don't mess up my jaw.
Stop moving.
I'm trying to protect my facial symmetry. Chat, do not end stream.
Do not end stream. How many viewers?
84,000.
Okay. Keep rolling.
Magatard, bro, tell them.
I don't interfere with federal law enforcement.
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