Miranda Confronts a Man in a Sandwich Costume

Eat me.

Excuse me?

Eat me.

Eat me.

Okay, that's it. You're not allowed to harass women like

that.

Eat me.

We'll see about that. I'd like to speak to the manager, please.

Yeah, that's me.

Okay, then listen, that sandwich out front

is saying sexually explicit things to

women as they walk by.

What'd he say?

Eat me.

Yeah, he's a sandwich.

No, he didn't say it in the sandwich way.

He said it in the sexual harassing way.

Lady, he's a sandwich.

Eat me.

Oh, you're so brave inside your sandwich.

And then Miranda glimpsed just enough of his full lips and shiny white

teeth to stop thinking about the sandwich and start wondering

about the man inside the bun.

Hi. Look, this is so silly.

Eat me.

Let me see your face.

Even though he was kind of cute, Miranda walked away.

After all, what did they really have in common?

She was a lawyer, and he was a sandwich