Medical Procedure Dialogue in a Comedy

These two spots are nearly identical, like twins almost.

Destroy them.

It's for the greater good.

You know, Larry,

forty years without missing a day of work,

and two harmless spots are what finally get you to take a day

off?

Well, there's a third spot. That one, just pull it. You know, pull it.

Pull it?

Cleanly.

No loose ends.

I don't want this coming back to me, to my body, I mean.

Larry,

it's a skin tag.

Exactly.

There it is.

What the hell was that?

Larry, where are you going? We haven't even started the procedure.