Discussion on Switzerland's Football Coach

Now, we've talked a great deal about the

Switzerland coach Marat Jakin on this show.

We really like him, don't we? We love him. We love his style.

We love his whole vibe.

We very lovingly compared him to a Bond villain, didn't we? Among other things.

Among other things. Well, this is absolutely true.

This morning, we had a video sent to us by email.

I promise you, this is completely real.

The Swiss Football Association made this video, and they sent

it entirely on their own to us here at the show. Take a look.

You've also got Switzerland's head coach, this guy Marat Jakin. What is going on?

Yeah, I don't know about him.

He sort of looks like someone

that Brian Cranston's character killed in Breaking Bad.

Yeah, that's right. Do you know what I mean? Like a turf war.

He looks like he's going undercover in a chocolate factory that also

sells cocaine. Like that.

It doesn't make any sense.

What about somebody you have to kill on Grand Theft Auto?

Hi, James. Hi, everyone. We Swiss are no villains.

We are precise like a Swiss watch,

reliable like a Swiss bank,

sweet like Swiss chocolate,

and hungry like the ibex in our fantastic mountains.

And my only evil intention is

to beat other countries at this World Cup. See you on the pitch.

Thank you. That's amazing, isn't that?

We couldn't believe it. We couldn't believe it.

We absolutely love them for doing this. It's amazing.

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