Humorous Take on Mexican Party Culture

Mexico, you need to stop, because tell me, how can you party every single day?

I've been in Mexico for the World Cup, and you guys party every single day.

But, you make everybody party with you, you force people to party.

I've been forced to Bailar, I've been forced to Tomar, I've even been forced to Volar.

I cannot LAR anymore.

How are there even old people in Mexico? How can you live this long, and party this hard?

And Mexicans love to party so much, they party in the afterlife, and they come back to party when they're dead.

I never want to party again, don't invite me to anymore birthdays, quinceaneras, your dog's quinceanera, nada.

Because if I have to LAR anymore, my heart would stop.