Humorous Banter and Relationship Dynamics

Go to Colombia, they'll teach you,

Eddie.

Sofia Vergara, has anyone checked for a penis?

I... These... These are from the internet. For sure bigger than yours.

I love you.

Don't be creepy.

I brought you something that he forces me to wear, to have all the time. Well, wait.

It's my... It's my stealer nail file.

I'll set this to an international award.

We'll receive it in two languages.

We'll receive it in two languages.

You cook a romantic dinner for your boyfriend? Is that... Is that big? No,

I don't cook at all. You don't cook at all?

Men never want me in the kitchen.

That's because they want you in there.

I'd like to hear the peacock.