Gal Gadot Discusses Controversial Topics

Today we have in the studio Gal Gadot, former

sniper and current actress.

Well, Gal, you such a broad range of emotional

expressions.

Kal-El, no.

Max Lord. As Amazon, this is our duty.

I mean, look at the versatility. Is that joy? It's anger?

Devastation?

Nobody knows.

Controversy chases me.

Uh, controversy. Honey, controversy is pineapple on pizza.

When The Hague starts taking notes, we've left controversy

several war crimes ago.

How do you say this in, uh, English?

Genocide.

That's how you say it in English.

No.

Yes. Yes, yes, yes. Um, I know facts are

terribly inconvenient when you're doing Genocide Barbie press

junkets.

Yeah. Can you imagine someone starting to speak

a different language?

Or steal it?

No.

Yes, yes.

I had two agendas.

Obviously. Agenda one, manufacture consent to be a honey trap for

the

Mossad, and agenda two, put lipstick on the agenda one and

send it on a press tour.

I'm not gonna get into this silly, uh, argument.

Of course not. Arguments involve two sides with equal

right in the

conversation. That was never really your style, right?

Uh, I invite everybody to come to Isra-

You know,

I just ate. S- so stop inviting people to things you

stole.

Land, food, language, culture, history, you know?

And stop trying to make occupation fetch.

Gretchen, stop trying to make fetch happen.

It's not going to happen.

Occupation is never gonna be fetch.

They think we're, like, riding camels.

Oh, leave the camels alone, seriously.

Like you you know the camels are indigenous to the region,

and they know the

terrain. They have ancestral roots.

You know, at this point, the camel has stronger claim to the

postcode than your

entire press department, and unlike you, a

camel can carry something without claiming ownership over it.

Everything is desert.

Palestinian desert.

No.

Yes, yes, yes.

It's crazy what people think about Israel, that people walk around with, uh,

M16s.

Uh, more like a nuclear parasite who targets

kids

flying kites.

They think we're, like, riding camels and, a-

No. No, no, no, no, no. No. We think that you're

European settler inbreeds and genocider freaks and

bloodthirsty demons.

I'm not smart enough.

Finally, the first indigenous

statement of the entire interview.

And relax, nobody hired you for thinking.

Your assignment was, apparently, look glamorous and repeat the

talking points, turn the occupation into lifestyle

content, and turn

war crimes into controversy. And whenever the reality

enters the room, act, which unfortunately you

can't.