Understanding Ecology and Environmentalism

Hi, friends. I'm so happy to see you again.

Today, we're gonna talk about a subject you've

been hearing about since you were

born, and that's been pissing your parents off

for years: ecology.

If you're wondering why your teacher tries to scare you by saying, "If you put your

candy wrapper in the wrong trash can, it'll be the end of the world," you're in

the

right place. So let's go, kids. Today, you're gonna learn and

understand. Let's go. Today, I'm going to put myself in the

shoes of a left-wing environmentalist. You'll see. I'm an excellent actress.

Actually, I almost got a role in a big movie,

but they preferred to hire a Black

woman to please Black Rock. But that'll be the subject of another

video.

Now, let's go see Tommy.

Looks like Tommy is having fun. Unfortunately for him,

as an environmentalist,

I'm going to have to ruin his life.

Hey, those are my toys.

I know, but they're bad for the planet.

No, no, not my dog.

You wanna keep your dog?

Well, yes. I love my dog.

Then you're going to give me money for the right to keep him.

It's for the good of the planet.

Ah, cool. I love money.

Miss Common Sense, there's a fire. We have to do something fast.

Give me money first.

Wait, I gave you money so you would put out the

fire.

Why aren't you doing anything?

I just used your fear to make myself richer by making you believe I would put

out a

fire. But I'm not going to do anything. That's left-wing ecology.

And voila.

Now, kids, I know you're wondering why everybody

accepts this.

Well, the answer is simple. Most people are idiots who believe

everything they hear

on TV. But careful, kids. Wanting to protect our

environment, manage resources intelligently,

and preserve the

wildlife and plants of our beautiful planet is important, and we

have to do it. But ecology as it's done right now

is just a

gigantic scam.

Now you know. Goodbye, kids. See you next time.