Dark Humor: Racial Jokes and Offensive Stereotypes

Why do Black people go to church so much?

I don't know. Free food maybe. No, because the priest is the only father they know.

Why are you eating white chocolate? So that he don't bite his own fingers.

What's the only thing both a white and Black guy agree on?

Um, not raising a Black child.

Was Jesus Black? Obviously anyone who says otherwise is stupid.

Is it because he is our father and still hasn't come back yet?

What'd you call an Uber for Black people?

Um, a cop car.

How did Black people come into this world?

Um, one of two survived the oven.

What do you do for a living, sir? I treat patients who exhibit chronic pathological lying.

Oh, so you work for the Democrats. Democrats are America first.

Now that's pathological lying, sir. Tell us a real dark joke.

Um, why did they invent white chocolate?

Why? So that Black kids got their faces messy, too.

Tell us a real dark joke. Uh, do you know why Tarzan will always be white?

Why? 'Cause I know Disney don't have the to put a Black man acting like a monkey on screen.

What's the whitest thing on a Black person?

Um, their owners.

Why do Black people drive nice car but lives in shitty houses?

Uh, they probably haven't figured out how to steal houses yet.

How do you stop a Black person from robbing your house?

Um, you put a now hiring sign outside your house.

Why do gays always have money? Um, because they don't date women.

Why don't Black people go on cruises? Why?

Because they aren't falling for that free boat ride trick anymore.

You haven't talked for so long, all good?

I mean, I was just wondering, how do Black people know their ancestors were slaves when they don't even know who their father is?

That's some big slave granny shit right there.

Tell us a joke, . Why do Black people call each other my brother?

Why? Because they don't know who their fathers are.

Why were there no Black people on the Titanic?

Because every Black person was too busy collecting welfare checks. each other over sneakers and arguing about who stole the last banana to figure out how a boat works.

Should a man marry a single mom?

No. Men was created to start a family, not to join.

Ma'am, how do you get a girl's number? Um, roll her over when she's sleeping. The numbers would be tattooed on her arm.

What's the difference between a Black guy and an elevator?

Um, that an elevator can raise a child.