I Dreamed I Was Haaland Losing the World Cup
1 min Machine translated About Norway Sports
If you guys keep up the little joke we have here among us that I'm Haaland, right? Well, to
start, the little joke seems funnier to me than other times because I've loved thinking I'm
Haaland in this World Cup. First of all, Haaland has done excellent. I put on all the matches, I
get excited as if it were my country, as if it were myself. At the same time, every time Haaland is on
the screen, I can't believe you seriously think I look just like that person, whom I
love very much, he seems funny to me, I become a fan of his Snapchats, etc. But listen, listen, I mean,
physically, I find it very sad that everyone says I look like Haaland, but that's not the important thing I came to tell you today. Well, I'll get over that someday. What I
What I'm here to tell you today is that last night I went to sleep after the Norway game after scoring two goals, well, and I go to sleep and dream all night that I'm Haaland
I'm not kidding you, I dreamed I was Haaland and it was a very stressful dream because I was losing the
World Cup, the dream was everyone telling me, "How are you losing the World Cup?" and I think the final was against Argentina, don't ask me, I was Haaland, I was Haaland, I
was built like a tank and I was losing and they were scoring on me, Messi scored a goal and I was like, holy Christ, so I think I need to do a detox because I think I convinced
myself that I am Haaland, it went to my head
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Original transcript (Spanish)
si se dan el chistecito que mantenemos acá entre nosotros de que yo soy haland cierto bueno para
empezar el chistecito me parece más chistoso que otras veces porque yo he amado pensar que soy
haland en este mundial ante todo haland lo ha hecho excelente yo pongo todos los partidos me
emociono como si fuera mi país como si fuera yo misma al mismo tiempo cada vez que haland sale en
la pantalla yo no puedo creer que en serio ustedes les parezca que yo soy igual a esa persona que lo
quiero mucho me parece chistosa me vuelvo fanática de sus snapchats etc pero oigan oigan o sea
físicamente me parece muy triste que todos digan que yo me parezco a haland pero eso no es lo
importante que les vengo a decir el día de hoy bueno eso lo voy a superar algún día lo que les
vengo a contar el día de hoy es que anoche me fui a dormir después del partido de noruega
después de haber metido dos goles bueno y me voy a dormir y sueño toda la noche que soy haland
no los estoy jodiendo soñé que era haland y era un sueño más estresante porque iba perdiendo el
mundial el sueño era todo el mundo diciéndome como es que estás perdiendo el mundial y creo que la final era contra argentina no me pregunten yo era haland yo era haland yo
medía 2 por 4 y yo iba perdiendo y me metían goles Messi me metía un gol y yo era como santo
cristo entonces creo que tengo que hacer una desintoxicación porque creo que me convencía a mí misma de que soy haland se me subieron los humos
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