Football Quiz: Real Madrid Defenders, Goalkeepers and Removing a Shirt
1 min Machine translated Sports
When a player takes off his shirt, what happens?
What does the tablet say?
Tell me, name three players who currently play or can play as defenders for Real Madrid.
Um, I don't know exactly where a defender goes.
I know it's right in front of the goalkeeper, like, but I don't know if it's in the first row, the second, the third. No, it can't be the first one, right?
Because they stand in front of the goalkeeper. Mbappé is a defender, he's...
What else, what other names are there in football?
Defender, goalkeeper, bench. What are FIFA coins called?
FIFA's Money. What is Second Division? How many goalkeepers are called up for a match?
One. Sure, and if he gets injured— Thibaut Courtois.
And if, if he gets injured, what do you put in? “Goalkeeper coach,” right?
No, a goalkeeper player. No, a player goalkeeper.
You, your goalkeeper gets injured and instead of bringing on another goalkeeper, you bring on the left back, because why bring on another goalkeeper if you can put on the left back? When a player takes off his shirt, what happens?
The tablet scores. No. I don't know, people ask him for his shirt. Girls go crazy.
And then, if you take off your pants, what do they do to you?
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Original transcript (Spanish)
Cuando un jugador se quita la camiseta, ¿qué pasa?
Que marca la tableta.
Dime, dime tres jugadores que jueguen ahora mismo o puedan jugar de defensas en el Real Madrid.
Mmm, no sé exactamente dónde se coloca un defensa.
Sé que es justo delante del portero, en plan, pero no sé si en la primera fila, la segunda, la tercera. No, en la primera no puede ser, ¿no?
Porque se coloca delante del portero. Mbappé es defensa, es...
¿Qué más, qué más nombres hay en el fútbol?
Defensa, portero, banquillo. ¿Cómo se llaman las monedas del FIFA?
FIFA's Money. ¿Quién es Segunda División?
¿Cuántos porteros llevan convocados a un partido?
Uno. Claro, y si se te lesiona- Thibaut Courtois.
Y si, y si se te lesiona, ¿qué pone? «Entrenador de portero», ¿no?
No, a un portero jugador. No, a un jugador portero.
Tú, tú se te lesiona el portero y en vez de sacar a otro portero, pues sacas al lateral izquierdo, porque pa qué vas a sacar a otro portero si puedes poner al lateral izquierdo. Cuando un jugador se quita la camiseta, ¿qué pasa?
Que marca la tableta. No. No sé, que la gente le pide la camiseta. Que las tías se vuelven locas.
Y ya, pues entonces si te quitas los pantalones, ¿qué te hacen?
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