Violent Incidents in Ecuador and Brazil

Welcome to Ecuador, where a madman is stabbing random women with a freaking

syringe. Can you believe this? That woman needs to get checked.

She could probably be injected with AIDS, hepatitis from this loser.

Hates his life so much, he's gonna infect everybody else,

or quite possibly drug

them up, but not today. Takes a big right and a kick to the

dome, and a couple of kick to the sparers. Another shot to the dome.

It just breaks my heart to see this criminal get beat down by this guy

when clearly

there's room for several more to get in on the action.

Well, if you plan on being an idiot and pulling out your knife because of a

road

rage incident, well, then you should probably learn how to use

it, or you should

probably never turn your back and bring your knife to a freaking rock

fight.

Booyah, right to the dome. His operating system shuts down

immediately. This man tells his wife to hold his beer

as he pulls off a

clothesline from hell, as he stops this thief in

progress and walks out that freaking door into the sunset

like freaking Clint Eastwood. Gets him a Glasgow kiss, and now it's

on. And connects with the chin, and booyah, lights out.

And one more for good measure as his brain logs out of reality.

Most cases, Third World countries aren't sending their

very best, as seen

here. A mental patient, booyah, takes one to the chin and

collapses like a marionette puppet that got its strings cut.

If you plan on visiting Malaysia and walking up to somebody

and hitting them over

the head with your helmet, well, you better hope to God you knock 'em out

because

now Jason Voorhees is coming back with a smile.

He's like, "You want some?" And a couple of Goodfellas-style kicks to

the dome.

Welcome to Brazil, where this man is being arrested,

but he's not gonna go without

putting up a fight. But he's also gonna be sent a somber

reminder that this ain't

America, mother

, as he gets injected with a hot dose of

lettuce-cillin. Street court is now in session.

A couple of Goodfella kicks to the spare ribs.

Steal a package, you got to be one desperate son of a

bitch.

But Pookie needs his crack. He needs his drugs.

But not today because the owner meets up with him and he's like, "Go, go ahead.

Put that shit back where you found it because you're gonna get disciplined,

something your parents should've done years ago." Now receiving free dental

care, rearranging his teeth. Yep, you guessed it. Now he has summer teeth.

Some are there, some are gone, but some are gone to begin with.

Let's be honest.

The suspect, still cuffed, tries to flee the scene

but ends up getting

freaking schmangled into the freaking bricks. My God.

Hector looking to set up something here as he telegraphs his punch from a mile

away. And now Chaz putting the beat down, giving this man a

freaking beat down buffet along with a couple of McKnuckle sandwiches.