Date with Miss California and Ronaldo

She's going, oh, how do you know Ronaldo?

And I just played it down, like, oh, I used

to play with him, like, it was nothing.

And from that second, yeah, she completely changed.

Normally we go Dublin pre-season, we're now in LA.

Oh, I'm going to trouble for this.

I had a date with Miss California.

Oh, my God.

I like it, I like it with this reaction.

I bet she was shitting all, wasn't she?

I bet she were, by average, Miss California.

I'm in Santa Monica with a team,

and I'm thinking, I can't say no with this.

And this needs to happen.

Pick the specific day, I thought, right, I'm sneaking out.

Somehow I got the hotel, got all my gear on,

got picked up on the way to LA.

So this restaurant, this steak restaurant, meets Miss California, right?

I haven't been with her yet.

And I swear to God, it was going wank.

Like, it was shit.

That's a poor twist, innit?

She was a moron, fuck it. No, like,

honestly, she must have been like, who's this lad from, I can't understand what he's saying.

But honestly, it was tough.

How did you get the date?

It sounds like you've applied for this date.

Nah, it was through, I was out with someone she knew,

and she's like, oh, he's that lad, oh, and it came through,

whatever, and it got there, and it was, honestly, it was painful.

It weren't going great, and then I got a little tap on my shoulder.

I've looked up, it's only Ronaldo.

Cristiano?

Yeah, so I've gone, he's gone, Simo, I've gone, oh, Ronnie.

Got up and out, gave me a little hug and that, yeah.

Anyway, having a little chat,

because we're obviously in pre-season, he's won the Euros, so we're obviously on an extended break.

He was in the same restaurant, he's come over, because obviously he was in the first team together, whatever.

Did she have any idea who Ronaldo was?

Yeah, she did, mate, I'll tell you now.

Sat back down, she's going, oh, how do you know Ronaldo?

And I just played it down, like, oh, I used

to play with him, like, it was nothing.

And from that second, yeah, she completely changed.

It was on my balls.

Honestly, how bad's that, though?

Sick of bastards, aren't they?

How bad is that? How bad is that,

though? Honestly, she's a great personality, she's

fun. Honestly, yeah, and it was literally,

complete different person, all because Ronaldo said hello to me,

so cheers, Ronnie. Yeah.