Satan Meets 2020 in a Love Story Skit

Satan?

Hi.

2-0-2-0.

Please,

call me 2020.

So where are you from?

Hell.

Me too.

Romeo save me, I've been feeling so

alone. I keep waiting for you but you

never come. Is this in my head? I don't know what to

think. He knelt to the ground and pulled out a

ring and said, "Marry me, Juliet. You never have to

be alone. I love you and that's all I

really know. I talked to your dad. Go pick out a

white dress. It's a love story, baby, just

say

yes."

I just don't want this year to end.

Who would?

'Cause we were both young when I first saw

you.