Putin Chooses Hell: A Satire on Election Promises
3 min Machine translated Politics
Welcome! Millions of prayers have been heard.
People like you have no place on Earth, but we have democracy: a day in hell, a day in heaven, and then the choice is yours.
Vladimir Vladimirovich, welcome! Your friends are waiting here, golf and a wonderful dinner.
To old friends and good company. Here, Vladimir Vladimirovich, you certainly won't be bored.
To you, Vladimir Vladimirovich!
You've seen both hell and heaven. Now the choice is yours: where would you like to stay forever?
Just not heaven. I choose hell.
Well, the choice is made.
Where are the golf, caviar, and friends?
Yesterday, it was election campaigning, and today you've already voted.
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Original transcript (Russian)
Добро пожаловать! Миллионы молитв были услышаны.
Таким, как вы, не место на земле, но у нас демократия: день в аду, день в раю, а потом выбор за вами.
Владимир Владимирович, добро пожаловать!
Здесь вас ждут друзья, гольф и прекрасный ужин.
За старых друзей и хорошую компанию. Здесь, Владимир Владимирович, скучать вам точно не придется.
За вас, Владимир Владимирович!
Вы увидели и ад, и рай. Теперь выбор за вами: где хотите остаться навсегда?
Только не рай. Я выбираю ад.
Что ж, выбор сделан.
А где гольф, икра и друзья? Вчера была предвыборная кампания, а сегодня ты уже проголосовал.
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