Reviewing a Chinese Buffet Experience

This is day 64 of eating at every Chinese buffet I can until I get food poisoning,

and today we're at the Asian Buffet in Lima, Ohio.

And this one has 2.5 stars on Yelp. They're

delivering with that DoorDash.

This buffet cost me $31

for two people.

We got that quality taco.

I'm, I'm gonna need a referee on this to make

sure this a taco.

If anything, it look like a miniature burrito.

Is this regulation, you think?

This is awful. That burrito was sweet.

It had no beef in it. I have no clue what this in there.

Like crab or something. Like crab and bread. It's horrible.

Crab rangoons.

I'm familiar with this shape, but they don't look filled.

We'll see if we're gooning, boys.

Oh yeah, they were doing fucking exorcisms in here,

man.

I don't even know what the fuck's going on anymore, dude.

This place is stressing me the fuck out.

Like is that fucking milk or something?

Like just seeing this shit makes me not wanna do this anymore.

This is stressing me the fuck out. What is this cheese?

It looks radioactive.

Oh my gosh. Plate number one.

We got the milk corn.

It just needs to be cooked a little longer. It's very sweet.

Oh, I got this crab rangoon.

I'm gooning.

Not nine to five, but maybe like nine to two.

I got the cheese mussel.

That wasn't cheese.

That was mayonnaise.

Ew.

Why y'all do this to me, dude?

I'm trying so hard, man. I just want the series to be over.

I can't keep doing this, dude.

God.

Ugh.

Just taking a big bite of mayonnaise just fucked me up so hard.

Okay.

I'm ready to get back in the game.

See what's in the fortune cookie.

There is a true and sincere friendship

for you both.

I hope so.

This place is getting a one star.