Late Night Conversation Among Friends

Hey, what the hell are we doing here?

Bro, what the hell are you doing in here?

How'd you get in here?

The guy who let me in, he gave me a key.

How?

Oh, I just told him this stuff is yours,

I was bringing it in for the luggage.

What the hell, bro, what are you doing?

What, bro, you told me I could stay anytime.

Bro, I didn't mean literally anytime.

Well, you didn't tell me that,

I'm just taking up your offer, man,

I don't know what to say, I'm sorry.

Just go back to bed, bro,

I'm not causing a disturbance, am I?

Bro, we're trying to sleep.

We're sleeping.

Are you eating my food?

Yeah, I mean, it was out.

Can I have a cheeseburger?

Can you get a cookie?

Which one?

White cheeseburger.