Live Comedy and Music Interaction

A picture of you, man. Chill out.

Ooh, you thick as hell.

What? Who you playing with?

I'm sorry. Not... I'm sorry. I just wanna... Listen, I-

can I sing you a song?

Hold up. All right, Mike, but hey, stop playing with me though.

I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna do that ever again.

I would never play with you.

Okay.

I would never do that. Do you want a battle?

Yeah, come on. Let's do it.

All right. You know, hit the button. Here we go.

I wanna, I wanna dedicate this song to you because

I feel like-

All right

... it's, it's very,

it's very fitting and it's very appropriate. All right,

here we go.

Okay, go on ahead. No, go on ahead.

All right.

All right.

Don't diss Babe though.

I would not never do that.

Okay.

I would never do that.

All right, here we go.

Let's go, chat. Type that screen for me.

All right, here we go. You ready?

Yes, sir.

All right. Jermaine, play the song.

Ooh-wee.

Ooh, looking good, looking tight.

Tell me, is there any more room for me

in those jeans? It looks so scrumptious.

Tell me, is there any more room for me

in those jeans? They thick and it's hungry.

Tell me, is there any more room in those jeans

for Mike Jackson? Oh,

Lord. Oh, Lord. Oh, Lord. Here we go. Listen to the verse. Listen to the verse.

Tell me about yourself.

You came outside with some weed and lean, but you forgot about those

tight-ass jeans.

Looking thick as hell, like all you like is Taco Bell, and

I'ma give you anything you need.

I wanna know, all I wanna know is how did

you fit in those jeans? It was something never seen.

I don't know, but goddamn if you walk or bend over,

your back pockets gonna rip. Oh, Lord.

Is it good? Is it tight? Tell me, is there any

more- Ooh, I'm so sorry. I'm still actually...

I should have never sung that because I'm still working on it.

It's on my new album called Fuck Lettuce.

What the hell?

Yes.

Hey, you know you got me fucked up.

I'm so sorry. You know what? I felt like I did when I started.

Listen. Hey, yeah. Hold up. You got me fucked up.

I'm sorry. Thank you, love. Thank you, Tiffany. Thank you, love.

Tiffany, I love you.

So when you supposed to be dropping this so-called album?

Um, it's coming out on Christmas.

On Christmas?

It's my gift to the, um, to the non-vegans.

You definitely look like a non-vegan.

Non-vegan. I'm definitely non-vegan.

I know. I can't stand vegans. They get on my nerves.

Real shit.

Always making fake-ass, fake-ass chicken out of mushrooms.

I'm like, ooh.

Ooh.

Hey, he ain't never lie.

Yes. They get on my nerves.

He ain't lying.

They put too much... Yeah, so where you from, brother?

Shit, wherever the food at.

Wherever the food at. Oh, you from everywhere. I love it.

I love it.

It's-

You know?

... universal.

Hey, wherever a good plate at.

I feel that. Ooh, you gonna be real busy on Thanksgiving

then.

Atlanta, China, bo- Montgomery, Alabama. Delaware.

Oh, I love it.

Wherever the good plates at, you know I'm down.

That's what's up. I love that. I love that.

Yes, sir.

Oh my goodness. Nice, nice.

You know it.

So right now, when we talk about the rap game, like,

who's the hottest

rapper to you right now?

Shit. Michael Jackson.

You damn right. You m- You damn right. That's a good answer.

I've been telling people I rap better than everybody.

Hey, real shit.

Yes.

Real shit.

Yes, I wrote-

Hey, but

after you though, I have to say Steve Harvey.

Steve Harvey?

Yes, sir.

You know what? I never heard Steve Harvey rap.

You ain't never heard that?

No. Steve Harvey raps?

Steve Harvey rap.

I know you lying.

Nah, I ain't never lied.

Tiffany, have you ever heard of Steve Harvey

rapping?

Nah, Steve Harvey definitely rap.

Gotta get that nigga album.

I do.

I'm interested in hearing it.

I just bought, I just bought, uh, Smokey Robinson new album called Gasms.

You ever, you know who Smokey Robinson is?

I, I heard of him.

Yeah, he got a new album called Gasms.

Gasms?

A whole album about busting nuts, and I've, I've haven't heard it, but I

can relate. So I definitely gotta check it out.

You should too when you get out them jeans.

Yo.

Yo.

What size you think he is, though?

I don't know. You looking like, look like you in a 26 when you like a

49.

I'll be honest. He look like a 20. He look-

Oh, you got me fucked up, Mike.

Yes. Oh my goodness.

I love you.

I believe, I believe that the tails that's in the jeans,

they ain't the fa- I think

this, that's all because you just squoze in

them. I don't think that they...

You know how jeans come like that? I think them was perfectly normal

jeans- ... until you squoze in them. I love it.

Hey, Mike. Hey, Mike.

Yes?

You ever got threw in the full Nelson before, though?

You know what? The last time I did

never mind. I ain't gonna tell you.

It was so nice meeting you.

Yes, sir.

Stay blessed, brother.

Yes, sir.

Thank you. I love it. Great energy.

I love lining people like that, people that can take jokes.

He was thicker than a Snickers.

I'm for real. He was thicker than frozen peanut butter.

I'm telling you, he was thicker than the Million Man March.

Oh, my goodness.

I'm te- I'm telling you. Oh, my goodness.

Ooh, he was thicker, he was thicker than mud.

Oh, my goodness. Thicker than wet sand. I love it.

In those jeans.

Oh, my goodness.