Confrontation with a Scammer
You want touch me, huh?
I don't touch you.
You go away here. Go away home. Okay? Don't follow me.
You scam.
You're crazy.
Pickpocket, scam.
This is not your problem. Go away.
Go. Go this.
Hey.
Go away home. You are a boy, you want touch me?
I don't touch you.
You go.
I don't touch you.
This is not your problem. Crazy people.
I don't touch you.
Yeah, you want touch me.
I don't touch you.
You go.
You pickpocket, you scam.
This is not your business.
You scam people for a living.
Okay, yeah.
You scam people.
Yeah.
Stop scamming tourists.
Yeah, you-
You're ruining the experience for everybody here
... okay, please let me go and go. Please.
Look at this.
Just got doused with water.
Please go.
Stop scamming people.
Okay, I stop and go.
Stop scamming.
Don't follow me. You're crazy.
You're crazy.
You, you, you go.
You go.
This is not your problem.
Stop scamming people.
You want touch, you want touch girl.
I don't touch girl. I-
Go away. This is not your problem.
I don't touch girl.
Yeah, you want touch me.
I, I never touch girl.
Okay, go please.
You go.
Go you.
You go.
You want touch lady for what? You are crazy.
I don't touch you.
This is not your problem.
Do not lie.
Go, go, go.
They're lying.
They're liars.
Pickpocket.
You're pickpocket.
Pickpocket.
Oh, look at this. No way. They turned it around-
Pickpocket
... say that I'm the pickpocketer. I don't pickpocket anybody.
Go, go, go.
Okay, please.
I don't pickpocket anybody.
I, I speak, I speak with you. Go away. Let me alone, please.
Stop scamming people.
Okay, I going.
Stop scamming people.
Don't speak, don't follow me.
Stop scamming people. Look, no one's getting scammed
when someone calls them
out.
No, I don't want your money. Look, now they're trying to pay me off.
They're trying to pay me off.
You want money?
No, I don't want your money.
You go away-
Hey
... this is not your problem. Do not touch me, okay?
Stop scamming people. Stop lying to people saying you're helping
people.
Stop-
This is completely illegal,
what you're doing here.
Stop!
The authority in her thunderous voice was enough to make her
unborn children quiver in their current state while hanging in a pouch
removed from her husband, now sitting on a shelf.
I'm asking you to stop, please.
That's a bit better, Karen, but let's try a crumpet
and an old-fashioned stare-off
instead to see who blinks first. Hang in there.
You might got this one, Miss Entitled Snar and Karen.
What do you think you're doing?
Apparently using more freedom than you are apparently comfortable with,
coming down the mountain from your cozy HOA, where you had to ask
permission to open your garage door with a little umph this morning.
What do you think you're doing?
No worries. No worries.
Just smile and tell them they're
welcome.
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