Satirical Future Predictions and Influencer Culture

Tell me, Terminator,

what's the future like?

Terrible.

Stupidity became normal, and now everyone gets offended by

everything.

Some people identify as dogs, others as cats.

They even have competitions where grown adults pretend to be horses.

What?

People throw huge parties just to reveal whether their baby is a boy or a girl.

People humiliate themselves on the internet just to get views.

Some still believe the Earth is flat and humanity invented artificial

intelligence.

That sounds good.

They use it to make videos of sharks wearing sneakers.

At least the music is good, right?

No, the music is terrible. Someone whispers three words into

Auto-Tune

over a beat, and suddenly it's number one.

That goes to number one?

Yes. People became celebrities for filming

themselves doing absolutely nothing.

Everyone wants to be an influencer. Everyone has a podcast.

Everyone is a motivational coach.

Everyone calls themselves an entrepreneur, and half of them are selling an online

course teaching other people how to sell online courses.

So

why are we trying to save humanity?

Good question.

We have to eliminate the kid.

Which kid do we need to eliminate?

Wait,

everyone really wants to be an influencer?

Everyone.

Forget the kid. Screw humanity. Cancel the mission.