Elton John Interview: The Joke About His Name

Good evening, and welcome to the National Theatre for

this, the third in

our series of informal conversations with major performers.

It has been a very exciting season so far, which has encompassed such

performing giants as Sir Ian McKellen, Dame Judi

Dench, and of course, Christopher Biggins.

But tonight, we are to welcome a man who, although no giant, has

nevertheless made a huge impression in his chosen field.

Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Elton John.

Elton, do you mind if I call you Elton?

No. No, that's fine.

Good. Well,

Elton.

I'm sure the first question that ev- that everybody would like to ask you

is this:

funny name, Elton.

How did you come by it?

Well, I used to be in a band and, uh-

Mm-hmm

... I wanted to become a singer in my own

right, and I, I wanted to choose a name,

and the saxophone player in the band

was called Elton, so I chose that name.

Mm-hmm. Did you ever consider

John Elton?

No.

You, you didn't?

No.

Okay.

Right, well, let's start with those early albums then,

one of which I believe was

called simply Elton John.

Yes, that's correct.

And you didn't feel awkward with the name at all?

No.

You didn't feel that people might say, "Wait a minute, they mean John Elton"?

"Uh, they've cocked up the record sleeve

and printed the bloody name the wrong way

around." You didn't think that?

No, I thought it sounded great, and, you know, I,

I thought people would be more

interested in the music rather than the name.

Hmm.

Now, to the songs themselves. Many of the lyrics were, of course,

written by Bernie

Taupin.

Yes, that's right.

Well, I'd like to talk about Bernie for a while,

since obviously he's been an

enormous influence on your career.

Yes, he has. Yes.

Tell me, did you ever discuss

changing his name?

Because presumably Taupin, Bernie would've been more consistent with

your

Elton John.

Look, do you want to talk about the old songs

or not?

All right, all right, the songs. The old songs.

Your Song is a classic, isn't it?

Yeah, it's quite popular, yes.

Well, there is a verse in that song in which talking about the eyes

of the person

that the song is about, you sing, "Excuse me for asking these

things I do.

You see, I've forgotten if they're green or they're blue."

Yes.

What I'd like to know is this.

Is it this sort of chronic forgetfulness-

... that led you to forget that Elton is not in fact a Christian name at all?

It is a surname.

And, uh, and not a very attractive one at that.

Let's talk about something else, shall we?

Forget the name.

All right, Mr. John.

Let's talk about being a stage performer, should we?

Tell me, do you ever watch other performers

and get jealous?

I c- I, I'm not, I'm not sure I follow you there. I mean,

jealous of what?

Well, for instance, Ben Elton.

You ... I, I don't have to do this, you know. I just, I don't have to do this.

All right. All right. Look, I'm sorry. Look, I'm sorry.

Oh.

All right.

Fair enough. Moving on then. M- many consider your masterpiece, of course,

to be

the album Goodbye Yellow Brick Road, and there is one song that people are

particularly moved by called,

called Candle in the Wind.

Yes, a lot of people seem to like that song.

Now, this song is in fact dedicated to Norma

Jean Baker, who of course changed her

name to Monroe Marilyn.

Marilyn Monroe.

My point exactly. Marilyn is a Christian

name, so it comes first. Can't you see that? Are you word blind

or something?

I mean, it, it's ...

I've had enough of this. I'm sorry, I'm-

Well, all right. No, no, no. Wait, please. I'm sorry. Steve, please.

I've had enough of this.

I'm sorry. It was my mistake. I'm sorry. There's only one more question to go.

It won't take long, really. It won't take a moment. Sorry.

There's only ...

I, I am ...

Please, sit down.

One final question. You've obviously achieved enormous success

over the years,

but in fact, you didn't have a solo British number one

until this year

with a song called Sacrifice.

Now, my big question is this.

Surely you wouldn't have had to wait so long for a number one-

... if it hadn't been for your stupid, pointless, bloody name.

Dick. Bang.

What a head, Dick.