Discussion on Ronaldo's Behavior in Football

I remember your very derisive reaction to my world-beating

scoop when I got the Ronaldo interview.

You mean your sycophantic, buttock-kissing-

No, no. When-

... eyeball-glazing love affair

... Ronaldo left Manchester, I did-

Is there a possibility that the common denominator of fallouts

might

be some of Ronaldo's behavior? Is there a possibility in your-

No

... balanced, unsure-

No

... like kissing Ronaldo's backside-

No

... mentality?

No. No, absolutely not.

Well, then you're a bloody fool then, aren't you?

I'm saying, Tony, what-

And your, and your wi- I'm finished

... yeah

... in your wide experiences-

Yeah

... of managing players and understanding-

Yeah

... the dynamics behind the scenes-

Yeah

... you can't even see beyond the end of your

nose that there might be a common

denominator when problems occur-

Okay

... that might be-

Do you know what I'm reading?

... Ronaldo's behavior. No? No?

Do you know what I'm reading? I just tapped in

while we're talking into Google,

"Did Simon Jordan ever play football?" And I-

No, I owned a football club and dealt with players, you wally.

I know, I, I, I-

What's the matter with you?

I know.

Do better, Piers. You're a good journalist at times.

But the junior football-

Do better