Dark Humor Skit: Asking for Baby-Shredding Technology

Excuse me, is this

where the baby-killing technology

is?

This is the baby-killing technology?

We're trying to acquire

a little-- couple baby shredders.

Trying-- This guy looks

like he shreds babies. Sir,

you shred babies or no?

You're just a mean son of a gun.

Drop down and give me fifty, Johnson.

Sir, we're looking for the baby-shredding

technology.

Is this where they shred babies?

Is it-- He, he likes that one. Baby k-...

Sir, do you know where the baby-shredding

technology is?

We're looking for

something that shreds

them to pieces. You have that?

Does anybody have the baby-shredding technology?

We're looking for that good

Israeli baby-shredding tech.

Do you know where to find it?

This guy's a butt hooks guy.

Guys, the, the

baby-shredding tech.

Excuse me, you have the

baby-shredding technology?

Man, baby-shredding tech.

We're looking for the good baby-shredding technology.

We're trying to shred babies to pieces.

Anybody know where to point us?

Excuse me, is this the baby-shredding section?

We're looking to shred babies.

Is this where I can find

baby-shredding technology?

I'm trying to find some-

Baby shredding?

Yeah, baby shredding. Do you guys have

that? Maximum shredding.

Guys, you know where I can find the

baby-shredding technology?

I'm trying to shred

some babies to little

pieces. Is this the right place?

Is this the correct place,

sir? This sir ran away. Looking for help.