Humorous Dialogue on Snu-Snu

Tighter.

Tighter. Perhaps a, a hard spanking is in order.

Too hard.

Men strange. You have them on your planet?

I'm afraid so.

What they for?

It goes all the way up the mountain.

Oh, you mean snu-snu.

Oh, yes.

Snu-snu.

Snu-snu.

We hear tell men used for snu-snu, but all we have

go on are ancient legend and subscription to Cosmo.

Just FYI, I could be used for snu-snu.

Silence. You want die like last men visit Amazonia?

What'd they die of?

Crushed pelvises.

Yes.

Oh, thank you, Lord in heaven.

After lengthy femputations, I, Femputer, have

decided the fate of the men. Femputer

sentences them to death.

By snu-snu.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Woo-hoo.

What are you, gay?