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Seven philosophies for the same shit. Stoicism, shit happens, but focus on what you can control.

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Nihilism, shit happens, but nothing really matters anyway. Shit happens, but it's all part of the natural flow.

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Shit happens because it was always going to happen. Shit happens, and it's just a confirmation that everything will go fucking wrong.

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And we have hedonism, shit happens, but let's find a way to make it more pleasurable.

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And the last one is my personal touch, fuckism.

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When shit happens, fuck off and go to sleep.

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It helps. Thank you.

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