Comedy Scene with Dress and Dog Drama

I'm glad I didn't go with the first dress.

They'll take one look at this one and make me principal.

Aw, come on.

You know what, maybe you should-

That's Debra Knox. She stole my Educator of the Year award.

I have one of my own. I was closing a deal on my very first

showing.

Lovely home. I mean, maybe not great for kids, you know?

But we're pregnant.

So the couple agreed to go to her open house later.

Oh, great. There's Debra again. Probably down there flaunting her $30 gift

card she

got with my award.

The bow tie man?

Yeah, you know what? Maybe I will. I'll just march right up to her,

give her the

classic Tucker stare-down.

I never even saw Gloria go into the dressing room, but there she was, like a

superhero able to destroy confidence in a single pose.

I'm gonna be the belle of the ball in this dress.

Stealing this award has given me the confidence to crush everyone in my

path.

I'm glad I didn't go with the first dress.

They'll take one look at this one and make me principal.

Aw, come on.

You know what? Maybe you should try the dress on

that lady's wearing.

Ooh.

Ooh.

Oh my God, that was brilliant and humbling.

You know, I, I pride myself on solving people's

problems.

You know what, you still have the swooper.

Maybe I-

No, thanks.

I sold my very first house and destroyed my swooper.

Hey. You, are you all about to be my new neighbor?

Hope you like to party. My name's Fred.

They call me Peeper because, well, that doesn't matter.

Look, it's chocolate chip cookies. Kids, get in here. Get yourself some supper.

These are my blessings. Do I like ethnic women?

Do you like farm fresh eggs?

Hey. I'm gonna kill you when I find you, silly dog.

Come thank you for helping me.

Oh, it's my pleasure. Stella! Stella! Oh my God.

You see her?

No,

but I see myself in the role I was born to play. Stella!

Stella!

Stella!

There she is. Thank God you found my dog. Thank you.

This is my dog. Her name's Pinky.

No, it's not. Her name is Stella. It says right here on the tag. Look.

Excuse me. Hi, sweetie. What's your name?

Blanche.

Shut up.

I'll sell her to you for $200.

That's it. Give me my dog.

Is that a floating duffel bag?

No, that's just a buoy.

A buoy?

No, a buoy. A...

Oh, my captain, it's stuck in the... The sun.

Stop rocking this thing so much. I am getting seasick.

Well, you pushed me. Maybe if you would... Uh-oh.

Cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp. Oh, calf cramping up. Calf cramping up.

I need you to rub my calf.

Fine.

All right. Just move it.

I can't get it.

Oh, move it.

Hey. I'm in the lake.

Okay. Gloria, there's a store. Go in there,

get me something to cover up with,

anything. But if there is a color choice, avoid yellow and green. It washes me out.

Hey, kids. Watch out for the naked man.

What?

Good luck.

Gloria? Gloria?