The Rock's Humorous Promo Segment

It's your life.

What?

This is-

Your sixth grade home economics teacher,

Mrs. Betty Griffin.

Home economics?

Need to check

your Aunt Jemima no pancake havin' ass-

Ah!

...

directly into the SmackDown hotel.

This is supposed to be The Rock's life. Does he have no respect?

It is Coach Everett Hart of the Freedom High School

Warriors.

The Rock would like to take that whistle you got,

that very whistle you just put to

your lips,

shine it up real nice.

Oh, that's nice.

Turn that sumbitch sideways, and stick it straight up your

candy ass.

Who's that?

The Rock's high school sweetheart, Miss

Joanne Impiani.

Wanting to go one on one with The

Great One.

She'd like it.

And now in front of all The Rock's fans, you wanna serve The Rock a

great big piece of that poontang pie?

It's no secret, The Rock, he loves pie, but The Rock just has one

thing to say to you:

poontang your ass on out of here.

Ah!

Say hello to

Eurpo.

Do, do, do, do, do, do.

What?

M- Mitch Rand Eurpo.

He, he-

Special man.

Who is that, a condom?

I like you. Oh, I like you. Oh my gosh.

I like you.

The Rock just wants to know,

what is your name?

It doesn't matter what your name is.

The Rock is appreciative to all of his fans, but to you,

The Rock's birthday's May 2nd, you stupid son of a bitch.

Ah!