Discussion on Underwear Hygiene

And I just got in a big fucking argument 'cause I was talking about having shit

stains in my underwear, and that I need to get new ones.

And he's like, "What the fuck, bro?

I never get shit stains in my underwear." And I'm like, "You're a liar.

Any grown-ass man who lifts weights has shit stains in their underwear."

No.

Absolutely not.

Chris, do you ever get shit stains in your

underwear?

Of course.

And how old are you?

Twenty-seven years old.

Do you ever get shit stains in your underwear?

All the time.

And how old are you?

Uh, twenty-one.

Brandon, do you ever get shit stains in your

underwear?

Of course.

And how old are you?

Nineteen.

Question of the day: Do you ever get shit stains in your

underwear?

Hundred percent, all the time.

And how old are you?

Twenty-one.

Sam, do you ever get shit stains in your

underwear?

All the time.

And how old are you?

N-

I wanna be abundantly clear, okay?

Don't ever let someone lie to you and say that's normal, because

it's not. It means that they're not wiping their ass

properly.

That's what this is. That's the baseline level of it, okay?

Some people may have, you know, like some sort of

incontinence issues, things like that, right?

But most of the, the, most of the, the, the

skid marks, boo-boo streak issues in people's

underwear is because they

refuse to wipe to completion. Now, I understand that there are

bidets and things like that, but a lot of Americans don't have bidets,

okay?

That's why wet wipes exist. That's why they

exist. You wipe until nothing is

there. You don't wipe until, "Oh, no, that's just a faint something."

No, no, no, no, no. No. You wipe

until it is clean thoroughly.

Thoroughly.

Inside the booty hole sphincter and everything, until it is

clean.

Any, any man who tells you it is normal is fucking

nasty.

It's either that or they think it's gay to get up in their own butt.

Man-o-sphere bullshit. They don't bathe properly,

'cause I can guarantee you they're not getting in the shower and digging in there

either

to clean that out. So fuck, it's cr-- they got crusty booty hole.

Fuck that shit. That's disgusting.

That is so goddamn gross.

You should n- you should be able to sit down in your

underwear

anywhere and not have boo-boo rubbing off into your

underwear.

I'm sorry, I'm just very passionate, 'cause that's, that's disgusting