Celebrating a Special Day at Comet Pizza

Welcome, welcome friendly people to Comet Pizza and Ping Pong.

It's a wonderful day,

a special day in January.

It is the day of the birth of our Lord.

Sasha, Lord.

Sasha, you're here.

And we've all come together to celebrate the birth of our Lord.

It wasn't Christmas, no it's today.

If you are like me, you love Sasha.

Or if you don't, you want perks from her.

Things like free pizza,

or booze, or chopsticks. Do you have chopsticks?

I've never asked.