Funny Skunk Encounter Story

But one is about your skunk situation.

What's going on?

I heard that you got... Oh, just straight to that one.

Well, I mean, I just read some article where you said,

like, this is, like, the third or fourth time you got sprayed by a skunk.

It happens all the time.

What are you talking about? How does this happen?

I've never been sprayed by a skunk.

I don't know. I've asked myself that every time it happens.

Where are you hanging out? At my house.

In the woods? Like, what are you doing?

One time, it happened in the woods, but it happened to my dog once.

One time, it happened in the woods.

Yeah.

One time, it happened.

No, but what happened? Your dog got sprayed?

My dog got sprayed.

I was in Big Sur in, like, a lodge,

and they don't have tomato juice in stock, I guess, in the middle of the night.

What is Big Sur? I'm sorry.

You're in a lodge, like a hotel?

Yeah, like a little... Well, it wasn't... It was more like a motel.

So you're in a motel, and you got a skunk in your room and sprayed you.

And then it didn't have tomato juice? Like, this is bizarre.

No. This is unbelievable.

In the middle of the night, the staff is not necessarily...

They weren't there, so I asked...

I don't know where you're talking about. Where

are we? Where are we and what staff?

We're in Big Sur. Oh, wait, but are you in a cabin somewhere?

Yes, it's a sort of lodge in Big Sur.

Sorry. And so you go out to walk the dog?

Well, no. I sort of... Do they allow dogs at the hotel?

Aren't you supposed to let people talk on this show?

If they know what they're talking about, yes.

What the hell are you talking about?