Humorous Customer Interaction at Work

I've just had the best start to a workday I think I've ever had and will ever have.

Okay, my first two customers this morning

were Israeli men asking if we had any

literature specifically about Jerusalem, and I got to say,

"Yeah. Yeah, we do."

If you can't read backwards, that says Dr.

Robinson's Biblical Researches in,

yes, Palestine. Mm-hmm. Yeah, they weren't happy. They were not happy.

And they were specifically even less happy when I whipped out the second

volume in it and showed them that date.

No, that's not the print date. The print date is 1856.

Yeah. So what? Almost, like, 100 years before your sham

ethno-state was founded?

Literally, 10 out of 10 would recommend pissing off

Israelis first thing in the

morning.