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Get the fuck out of my house. No, no, you can get the fuck out of my house. Today. We're picking out baby names

We just found out that she's pregnant

Super exciting. We're having a baby boy. I like mark

Mark yeah

You don't like mark

That's crazy

What about?

Grayson I really like grace. I'm sorry. I mean, it's not bad

How about how about game?

Gabe yeah

These aren't good names. You don't like game

That's crazy, okay, why is that crazy?

Cuz I don't like game and work. I mean, all right, that's fine. What else you got?

Weston I like Weston. It's good. What's this good? How about Sean?

These names you're picking are like not good

That's so surprising

Feel like you would really love these fucking names

Why?

What do you mean? Why?

Those are the three names of the dudes that you've been cheating on me with so I mean like why wouldn't you huh?

Huh, you sound dumb. I

Have not been cheating on you with three different guys

You haven't even cheated on me three different guys. Well, I found your dating profiles

So my dating profiles, and I've seen I text messages between all three guys. So

Yeah, I actually do know that you're cheating on me

And now you look fucking dumb. Can we not do this one? Can we not do this?

We're about to have a fucking kid and you cheat on me

Like this is a lot. Oh, it's been a lot. So let me just go cheat on my fucking husband

Wow, all right, get the fuck out of my house. No, no, you can get the fuck out of my house