Humorous Product Advertisements

Tell me if this sounds familiar. You are just walking

and trying to enjoy our beautiful India, and then all of a sudden,

a sneaky train comes out of nowhere and tries to motherfuck you

in the back.

If this sounds like you, then you need our new product,

TrainAlert.

TrainAlert is a device to be worn around the neck when walking

near the railroad tracks. When a train is about to fuck

you, it sets off an alarm.

Bloody move! Whoa!

Thanks to TrainAlert, I can enjoy the rest of my day.

Now I can go swimming.

Let's dive straight down into this pool of water without checking how

deep it is.

Tell me if this sounds familiar. You want to go diving,

but then you motherfuck your neck and die,

while your friends and family just stare at you.

Then you need our new product, the How Much

Deep Pole. The pole has three measurements to

inform you if you will be safe or fucked.

I am safe. Now I can go to a parade later.

Tell me if this sounds familiar. You go to a parade to

worship our demon gods, and then you get

electrocuted. Then you need to buy our product,

the Power Line Pusher.

Ah.

Oh my God.

Oh, no.

But why?

How is that even possible?

Okay, I'm done.

Truth look.